Tinfoil Hat Alert: Obamaphones and Child Soldiers

Tinfoil hat alert
Tinfoil hat alert

The current Central American child immigrant crisis sparks some truly insane conspiracy theories from the usual suspects. One of the latest, courtesy of Alex Jones and William Gheen:

Barack Obama is supposedly giving mobile phones to Central American kids in order to later recruit them as his personal army of child soldiers.

The so-called Obamaphone is actually a program that started under George W. Bush to give low-income households mobile phones for emergency calls. The rest of this claim are the paranoid ravings of the far-right conspiracy fringe. And if you think about it for a moment, the racial undertones become quite clear. In this view, Obama is not the democratically elected POTUS, but only some African warlord. As an interested observer of the American political landscape since Obama’s election in 2008, this claim sounds quite familiar. During the emergence of the Tea Party Movement, the following tropes were a frequent sight on protest signs:

  • Barack HUSSEIN Obama the Muslim dictator (because Iraqi dictator Saddam HUSSEIN’s last name is the same, there must be a connection)
  • Obama as an African witch doctor (because the healthcare reform of a primitive ‘savage’ black president could only result in the death of white America)
  • The whole birther conspiracy theory which claimed that Obama was Kenyan and hence illegally usurping his office

You see where this is going: Obama is not one of us Real Americans™ because deep inside, he is but a primitive African thug.

Finally, the idea of Obama’s personal child army has been promoted elsewhere before, but with a slightly different twist. In 2009, when Obama gave a speech about the importance of education and staying in school, something fairly uncontroversial that most presidents have done before, figures such as Glenn Beck claimed that Obama was trying to indoctrinate American kids to build the modern-day equivalent of Nazi Germany’s Hitler Youth.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Militia Leader Calls For The Assassination Of Obama On Facebook

Militia Leader Calls For The Assassination Of Obama On Facebook

Whenever I read a new story about some questionable activities on social networking sites, I foolishly believe that now I have heard them all. Once again, I am proven wrong.

Here is an extremely dumb idea that will very likely entail a not-so-friendly visit by the Secret Service. Do not try this at home (or anywhere else):

As John Aravosis at Americablog reports, Everest Wilhelmsen, the leader of group calling itself the Christian American Patriots Militia, has posted a call for President Obama’s assassination on his Facebook page on November 19, 2013.

Wilhelmsen associates himself with the Tea Party Movement, holds Birther beliefs about President Obama not being an American citizen, opposes ‘Obamacare,’ and endorses conspiracy theories about the U.S. government’s handling of the Benghazi incident.

He also threatens violence against Vice President Joe Biden, Secretary of State John Kerry, Attorney General Eric Holder, Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, and Department of Defense General Counsel Jeh Johnson, should they not sign a statement supporting his Birther beliefs.

I think it is noteworthy how safe far-right extremists like this militia leader apparently feel in the age of the first African American president. To think that they can get away with what would certainly be interpreted as terrorist threat, had it come from a non-white Islamist instead of a white self-identified Christian, certainly speaks to the dynamics of race in contemporary America. For all the things that are being overblown and exaggerated by attaching the label ‘terrorism’ to it since 9/11, this here seems to be the real thing.

There are certainly many things to criticize about the Obama administration. One might even be completely opposed to its major policy projects. But calling for an assassination of political leaders is crossing a line into the unacceptable.

Read more:

Militia nut openly calls for Obama`s assassination on Facebook.” (John Aravosis, Americablog, 2013/11/22)

 

 

Meet Jim Porter, The New NRA President

Meet Jim Porter, The New NRA President

As unnecessary gun deaths continue to take their toll on American society, one might have hoped that the National Rifle Association would nominate a reasonable person for their president. In the face of  the latest series of school shootings and other horrible gun violence, it is quite apparent that there is a demand for somebody who might negotiate a balance between the interests of gun owners and the public’s longing for safety. But moderation of any sort is definitely not where the NRA is going these days.

Jim Porter goes to eleven

Jim Porter, a former Alabama lawyer, is the new president of the National Rifle Association. And as you might have suspected, he is as extreme as they come. Judging by his statements, Porter is quite the dog-whistling, Neo-Confederate, conspiracy-mongering nutjob. Hyperbole, you say. Well, read on and see for yourself.

Where to begin? As the New York Times reports, he says that Obama is a “fake president.” His view of American history compels him to call the American Civil War the ‘War of Northern Aggression.’ He peddles conspiracy theories alleging that the Obama administration is conspiring with the UN to take all guns away from Americans. He also says that it is the NRA’s job to train Americans to fight against tyranny from their own government (the video of Porter speaking is linked in the New York Times article).

This strain of the political far-right in America surfaced in parts of the Tea Party Movement throughout the past years. But now the figurehead of America’s powerful gun manufacturers’ lobby is a race-baiter who is apparently driven by paranoid fantasies. Not a wise choice.

Odd Political Moves: The Chuck Hagel Hamas Smear Job

The Chuck Hagel Hamas Smear Job

Conservative Activists/GOP/Fox News Claim That Obama’s Republican Nominee for Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska) Is Funded By Hamas-Affiliated Group.

While there are many legitimate criticisms of the Obama administration, as I mentioned in my earlier posts, the level of absurdity in American political theater is almost always guaranteed to rise to unimagined heights when one turns their attention to today’s GOP and the vocal ultraconservative conspiracy-minded base.

Case in point: President Obama nominates former Senator Chuck Hagel (R-Nebraska) for Secretary of Defense. Not only does the GOP plan to filibuster Hagel’s nomination, which is unprecedented. [Update]: The Senate GOP did filibuster Hagel’s nomination.

Unfounded Claims Of Links To Hamas

No, some conservative activists try to prevent Hagel’s appointment by linking him to terrorist organization Hamas (!). Seriously.

The absurd claim includes an allegation that Hagel received foreign funding from a group called “Friends of Hamas.” According to the Treasury Department, which monitors charitable groups connected to Hamas, this group does not even exist.

Furthermore, does it sound plausible that an organization trying to funnel money to a terrorist group would include that groups name in its own name? Absolutely not. It would be quite a bad disguise.

[Update (2013/02/17)]: As it turns out, Senator James Inhofe (R-Oklahoma), who led the filibustering of Hagel, is quite the massive hypocrite when it comes to accusing Hagel of a friendly stance towards Hamas. As Salon reports, Inhofe’s own words on Hamas from 2006 sound at least as friendly to that organization as what he accused Hagel of. As Alex Seitz-Wald puts it, “using his current standard, Jim Inhofe might have a hard time voting to confirm Jim Inhofe.”

One Probable Reason For The Smear: Hagel’s Harsh Criticism Of ‘Jewish Lobby’

In the past, Hagel had criticized the “influence of the Jewish lobby,” i.e. AIPAC (which, by the way, describes itself as “America’s Pro-Israel Lobby” on its own website) in Washington, and in return received criticism by the above-mentioned and other pro-Israel groups.

And while the legitimacy of Hagel’s comments and the degree of influence in Washington by pro-Israel groups can be a subject of reasonable debate, the unfounded claim that Hagel must be associated with Hamas contains a classic fallacy: the excluded middle.

In my opinion, there are many shades of gray between supporting everything a particular government does and supporting a terrorist group that wishes for the murder of that state’s citizens. Criticizing particular activities of any government, be it the American, German, or Israeli one, does not make one anti-American, anti-German, or anti-semitic. It is the tonality that makes the difference.

One final word on lobbies: By definition, any lobby organization is supposed to represent their constituency’s interests. Despite the fact that there can be several lobbies claiming to represent the interests of any particular group, it is by no means conspiratorial to assume that there is a lobby for virtually any cause. A quick search with your favorite search engine will confirm this. Just read the mission statement of your organization of choice.

Other Probable Reasons Why The GOP Filibustered Hagel’s Appointment

Of course, Hagel’s statements on the ‘Israel Lobby’ are not the only reason why the GOP stonewalls his appointment.

According to Chris Cilizza of the Washington Post, the following reasons might also have factored into the GOP’s decision to filibuster Hagel’s appointment:

  1. Because they can.—This should not be surprising. Since Obama took office, the main GOP tactic was obstructionism.
  2. Some GOP senators believe Hagel to be inexperienced.
  3. Rallying the party.—Romney lost the presidential election, the GOP did not win a majority in the Senate. Therefore, Senate Republicans needed something new to motivate themselves.

In the words of one man who arguably knew a thing or two about theater in the English-speaking world at the time, the great Chuck-Hagel-Hamas-conspiracy is much ado about nothing.

[Update (2013/02/22)]

A Tea Party Senator From Texas Opens Another Smear Front: The Communists Are Coming!

In the context of the Chuck Hagel Senate confirmation hearing, Tea Party Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) alleged, without providing evidence, that Chuck Hagel was funded by North Korea. So now it is not only those Islamist terrorists (Hamas) that Hagel is supposedly in bed with, but also those darn commies.

Furthermore, according to Senator Cruz, Harvard Law School was completely infiltrated by communists in the 1990s (!), when he himself studied there. Cruz even claimed, like Joseph McCarthy in his day, to possess a list of said communists, who schemed to overthrow the American government.

And because Harvard Law School was supposedly such a hotbed of communism, Barack Obama must have become a communist there, which totally proves that therefore Chuck Hagel must somehow also be a communist. Of course, Cruz himself was able to resist the influence of marxists and communists.

Even fellow Republicans Lindsey Graham and John McCain thought that this nonsense was a bit too much, and some liberal commentators rightfully noted that Cruz’s mannerisms were indeed quite McCartyite.

 

Read more:

Why John McCain turned on Chuck Hagel.” (David Rogers, Politico, 2013/02/17) – Op-Ed: McCain voted against Chuck Hagel to help make South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham appear more right-wing.

How unprecedented is the Hagel filibuster?” (Rachel Weiner, Washington Post, 2013/02/15)

Lindsey Graham, watching his right flank.” (Dana Milbank, Washington Post, 2013/02/15) – Op-Ed: South Carolina Republican Senator opposes Hagel’s nomination to appear right-wing enough for his own re-election.

More GOP Hagel hypocrisy.” (Alex Seitz-Wald, Salon, 2013/02/15) – Senator James Inhofe (R-OK), who lead the filibuster against Chuck Hagel’s nomination, had some friendly words for Hamas himself in 2006.

Friends of Hamas”: The Scary-Sounding Pro-Hagel Group That Doesn’t Actually Exist.” (David Weigel, Slate, 2013/02/14)

Defense Secretary Hagel? Not So Fast.” (Jonathan Karl, ABC News, 2013/02/14)

Why Republicans are filibustering Chuck Hagel.” (Chris Cilizza, Washington Post, 2013/02/14)

Israel group slams Chuck Hagel over Israel lobby comments.” (GlobalPost, 2013/01/07)

Chuck Hagel’s Experience as a Soldier Uniquely Qualifies Him to Head Defense.” (Matt Pottinger, Daily Beast, 2013/01/05) – Interesting fact from the article: In 2012, only 20 percent of Congress had military experience. In 1970, by comparison, 75 percent had military experience.